54.25 inch iron skeleton gentleman holding a spider web umbrella, distressed black and white hand painted finish
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54.25" Tall Old School Dapper Skeleton Man with Spider Web Umbrella "Mr. Bones"

A 54.25 inch old school skeleton gentleman with a spider web umbrella, hand painted in distressed black and white for a vintage Halloween look.

$421.99
  • 54.25 in tall
  • 100 percent iron
  • 2 ground stakes included
  • Distressed black and white
  • About 6.16 lb
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A vintage gentleman ghoul who brings old fashioned Halloween charm to the front walk

At a Glance

  • Overall size: 17.25 in L x 9.5 in W x 54.25 in H
  • Build: 100 percent iron, hollow, powder coated
  • Finish: Distressed, hand painted, matte black and white
  • Stakes: 2 ground stakes included
  • Use: Indoor and outdoor, freestanding, weather resistant

Mr. Bones is a tall skeleton in an old school, dapper style who carries a spider web umbrella. He stands 54.25 inches tall and is painted by hand in matte black and white with a distressed finish, so he looks like a vintage Halloween postcard come to life. His hollow iron body is powder coated for weather, and two ground stakes come in the box for lawn placement.

Key Features

  • Classic black and white style: A distressed matte finish in black and white gives him a nostalgic look that pairs with almost any porch color.
  • Spider web umbrella: The umbrella is cut with a spider web pattern, a detail that shows up best against a lit window or a pale wall.
  • Stakes for the lawn: He stands on his own on a porch, and the two included stakes help hold him in place on grass or in a flower bed.
  • Hollow iron, light carry: At about 6.16 lb, he is easy to move from the garage to the yard and back.

What's Included

You receive one Mr. Bones skeleton figure, 54.25 inches tall with his spider web umbrella, plus two ground stakes for lawn use, packed one piece per carton.

Before You Buy

  • He stands 54.25 inches tall. That is about four and a half feet, so plan a spot with room overhead and to the sides.
  • The finish is distressed on purpose. The worn, antique look is painted by hand, so each figure varies slightly from the photos.
  • Two stakes come in the box. Use them on grass or soil, and set him on a flat surface when he stands on a porch.

Perfect For

  • A front lawn or flower bed with a vintage Halloween theme
  • Standing beside the door as a dapper greeter
  • Pairing with his little buddy, Bones Junior

Care & Use

  • Wipe with a soft dry cloth to keep the black and white finish clean.
  • Push the stakes fully into firm soil when he stands in the yard.
  • Store him indoors after Halloween to protect the hand painted details.

Shipping

Ships from Lansdale, PA within 1 to 2 business days in a single carton. Standard Shipping at no charge to the East Coast, Midwest, and South, with UPS Ground rates shown at checkout for the West. You can see your estimated arrival date at checkout.

Why Mr. Bones stands out

Vintage style, not cartoon

His distressed black and white paint looks like an old Halloween postcard, so he fits a classic, grown up decorating style and still wins smiles from kids who spot his spider web umbrella.

Ready for grass or porch

He stands freestanding on a flat porch or patio, and two ground stakes come in the box so you can set him in a lawn or flower bed with more confidence on breezy nights.

Tall, light, and hollow

At 54.25 inches he is a real presence by the door, yet the hollow iron body weighs about 6.16 lb, so one person can set him up in minutes and carry him back to storage.

Mr. Bones at a glance

Everything you need to find him a spot.

54.25 in Tall with his umbrella
6.16 lb Hollow iron body
2 Ground stakes included

Is a metal skeleton better than other yard decor?

vs. a plastic hanging skeleton

A plastic skeleton needs somewhere to hang and blows around. Mr. Bones stands on his own with stakes for the lawn.

vs. a blow mold inflatable

No cord, no fan, no deflated heap in the morning. He looks the same at noon as he does at midnight.

vs. a resin statue

Resin at this height is heavy and brittle. His hollow powder coated iron is light and weather resistant.

Fits your space

A tall, slim figure that fits beside a door or in a planting bed.

Length
17.25 in
Width
9.5 in
Height
54.25 in
Weight
about 6.16 lb
  • Under 10 inches deep, he fits on a narrow porch or step landing.
  • Stake him in a flower bed facing the walk.
  • Set Bones Junior beside him for a father and son scene.

Full Specifications

Every detail, measured and listed

Overall size17.25 in L x 9.5 in W x 54.25 in H
Materials100 percent iron, hollow
FinishBlack and white, matte, distressed, hand painted, powder coated
UseIndoor and outdoor, weather resistant
BaseFreestanding
Stakes2 included
Product weight6.16 lb
PackagedOne piece per carton
MPNZR196173

FAQs

Common questions that customers ask

How tall is Mr. Bones?

He stands 54.25 inches tall, 17.25 inches wide, and 9.5 inches deep.

What is he made of?

He is 100 percent iron, hollow, powder coated, and hand painted with a distressed matte finish.

Will he stay up in the wind on grass?

Two ground stakes are included. Push them into firm soil to help hold him in place in the yard.

Can he stay outside all season?

Yes, he is made for indoor and outdoor use and is weather resistant. Storing him indoors after Halloween keeps the paint looking its best.

Is there a matching smaller figure?

Yes, Bones Junior is his 36 inch little buddy with a matching spider web umbrella.

How fast does it ship and can I return it?

Orders ship from Lansdale, PA within 1 to 2 business days in a single carton. If it is not right for your space, you have 30 days from delivery to return unused items in the original packaging.

Complete the dapper crew

CurbGo searches out Halloween decor with real craftsmanship and sells it at an honest price. Mr. Bones is cut from iron, powder coated, and finished by hand with a distressed, vintage look. He is a piece we love because he is built to stand guard on your lawn every October for many seasons.

Invite a gentleman to the porch

Hand painted iron, a spider web umbrella, and two stakes for the lawn in every box.